by Norman C. Berns

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The Stuff of Our Lives

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

What’s a filmmaker’s most important tool?  That essential thing we have to have no matter what else…?

I asked that question in various groups and online forums and several hundred answers came in.  Of course, the best tool depends on the work at hand, so even while many were job-specific, most seemed to be basic and surprisingly universal.

  • No doubt smart phones would have topped the list if they hadn’t been excluded.  They’re still so pervasive that a few slipped through as the tool of choice, either stated or implied.

…other than my phone, my best tool is….

It replaced my laptop, my camera, my video camera, my Avid, my GPS, my LA411, my Thomas Guide and my bottle opener. Can’t use it as a Leatherman or Gaffer’s tape yet…. Oh well, nothing is perfect.

  • Software was mentioned most often.  Whether on a computer or in the cloud, it included programs for production (budgeting, scheduling, writing, presenting, organizing) and instant messaging (Skype and others) and social networking (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn).  (12.9%)

Nothing worse in a strange town than having no idea where to get a decent meal.

I moved online and freed my company from the IT burden.

  • A close second was the computer itself. I suspect that it’s not really the machines we love, but all the software tools they hold.  Those two categories – computers and software – we’re far and away the top choices.  (11.2%)

The knowledge of the universe is no further away than a mouse click.

I can even live without my phone. Yes I said it; I can. But my laptop is my life – can’t leave home without it.

Our addiction to technology aside, some of the best picks were surprisingly practical, every day hand tools.

  • The Multi-tool, whether it was a Gerber, Leatherman or Swiss Army knife. (6.9%)

In terms of hardcore survival, this is the one thing I can’t be without.

  • Pencil, paper, pens and Sharpies were all emotional favorites, though often sloughed off as “old school.” (6.0%)

…nothing beats a pen and some paper to jot down a lead, a breakthrough, a to-do item

  • Sound quality was a major issue for many, whether it was software, a home recording studio, the ideal microphone or careful planning for the session. (5.5%)

A great sound track will often blow a client away, more then visual effects.

I’ve won awards because my product sounded as good as it looked.

  • A brain and/or creativity (4.3%)

It’s what enables me to make do with what I have when what I have is not enough.

By far I use creativity more than any other object or attribute

Its battery never runs down

  • Cameras were popular.  Some implied “the camera in my phone,” but others focused on stand-alone SLRs. (3.5%)

It goes wherever I go and I never leave home without it.

  • Many (including me) picked their GPS for location survival.  (2.5%)

My other tools aren’t of much value if I can’t find the location….

  • Gaffers tape (or duct tape) was a frequent (and well-loved) nominee (2.5%)

The world in general runs on gaffers tape….

It even fixed a leak in my car’s radiator….

  • Coffee was selected only once, but remained an unspoken essential.  At least in my life.  So it’s included.

…when the brain needs a morning jumpstart.

  • Patience, too, only made the list once, but it was implied frequently

My best tool, though l can’t always remember where I put it.

About 50% of the tools were one-ups and those were often the most interesting.  Some were really surprising, too, good ideas I hadn’t thought of, but should have.  The job at hand can be clearly seen in many of them.  Most could be put to use by almost everyone.

  • 3 Hole Punch

Without it how would I organize all the POs & backup?

  • 5-Button Mouse

You wouldn’t believe how much more productive I get, how much better I stay on task when I can keep one hand on the mouse.

  • Airbrush

I’m a big fan of airbrush cosmetics for the HD market

  • Aluminum Clip Board
  • Business Cards

I’ve never met a business card I didn’t like!

  • Baby Wipes
  • Batteries

For all those mics….

  • Binder Clips

I use them for binding paper together (duh), holding callsheets, holding a hand mic or earwig, making a larger zipper tab that’s easier to grab with heavy gloves, keeping gloves, mittens, socks paired together, clipping the ends of rolled tubes of paper, a great cable tie, an impressive money clip, holding the skin on a stuffed turkey while roasting, temporary hem holder (while looking for duct tape), closing the end of a tube when it has a blow out, holding fine wires while soldering, pinching off tubing to stop the flow of whatever, temporary curtain hold back….

  • Bolt Cutters

When an employee who is supposed to open the parking lot has slept in, I simply cut the lock and get to my shoot on time.

  • Broadband Card
  • Car keys (spare set)
  • Canon i80 Printer

Love it.  And it fits in my backpack,

  • Clothes Pins
  • Compass
  • Cooler

It holds water, sandwiches and snacks. It fits in the front seat of the car for easy access. There are side pockets where I can store an external hard drive without worrying about it getting hot in the car.

  • Day Timer

Keep it handy for notes and sketches.  I guess my age is showing!

  • Ears

I listen to exactly what a person is saying because behind that language is pain, confidence, fear, love or a need for love. We are in the business of communication yet…  The silence says everything.

  • Ear buds
  • First Aid Kit
  • Keffiyah

Not just for wrapping around my neck or head, but to wrap delicate equipment in unforeseen circumstances, as a towel, a small camera bean bag, a pillow, a sun screen, great for diffusing strong light coming through unavoidable windows….  I thought the most obvious answer would be a roll of gaffer tape but my keffiyah has even been used to tie things together.

  • LA411

I wish every production city had its own 411.

  • Laser Range Finder

It’s saved my ass more than a few times. It’s nice to know when the trucks will really fit under that bridge with the missing clearance markings.

  • LED Camera Light

Runs on standard v-mount batteries and packs a lot of light in a small package.  I take it everywhere.

  • Light Meters
  • Lists – Crew, Cast & Vendors, Call Sheets and To-Do Lists

Especially my old ones.  With notes and numbers of hundreds of contacts.

  • McCallan’s 14
  • Mini Maglight

Always on my Belt Rig. Monitor Hood

  • Penny

Cheapest screwdriver EVER.  Flat-head only, bit that’s what tripod screws are anyway.

  • Peter

The only person mentioned by name was “my coordinator and friend extraordinaire”

  • Power Converter

To run a teleprompter or light from car’s cigarette lighter

  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  • Road Cones
  • Rolling Measure
  • Scanner

Almost all production paperwork gets scanned into an Acrobat file. Makes storage & organization a breeze,  Makes everything easily transportable especially via e-mail.

  • Socks

A nice clean pair of thick socks.  All these electronic gadgets make our jobs easier, faster and more productive, but I can still do my job without them. After 12 hours on my feet with more to go however, it’s fresh socks!

  • Stopwatch
  • Tilley Hat
  • Turnpike Express Pass
  • Velcro
  • Whiteout

Tombo is the best made.

  • Wireless Headset
  • Work Gloves

All-leather are (sometimes) best, but at least they should have leather palms. Keeps your hands from getting chewed up/burned/etc.

  • Zip Ties / Cable Ties

And in our endlessly insane world, it all boils down to my single favorite.  Okay, one of my favorites.  Alright, it’s on my list.  And yes, yes, it’s a very, very long list….

  • A Cup of Chamomile Tea and the Pocket Pema Chodron

Good for reminding me that oftentimes, what I need most is simply to be present in the moment.

You’ll find more comments (along with some of my personal favorites) in reelgrok’s reviews.  When you need to add Production Knowhow to your kit, you’ll find the tools (and great discounts) in The GrokShop.

Stuff of our Lives

by Norman C. Berns

What’s a filmmakers most important tool? That essential thing we have to have no matter what else?

I asked that question in various groups and online forums. Several hundred answers came in, most with surprisingly interesting choices. Of course, the best tool depends on the work at hand, so while many were job-specific, most seemed to be both basic and universal.

No doubt smart phones would have topped the list if they hadn’t been excluded. They’re still so pervasive that a few slipped through as the tool of choice, either stated or implied.

· …other than my phone, my best tool is….

Software was mentioned most often. Whether on a computer or in the cloud, it included programs for production (budgeting, scheduling, writing, presenting, organizing) and instant messaging (Skype and others) and social networking (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn). (12.9%)

· Nothing worse in a strange town than having no idea where to get a decent meal

· I moved online and freed my company from the IT burden

A close second was the computer itself. I suspect that it’s not really the machines we love, but all the software tools they hold. Those two categories – computers and software – we’re far and away the top choices. (11.2%)

·The knowledge of the universe is no further away than a mouse click.

·I can even live without my phone. Yes I said it; I can. But my laptop is my life.

·Can’t leave home without it.

Our addiction to technology aside, some of the best picks were surprisingly practical, every day hand tools.

The Multi-tool, whether it was a Gerber, Leatherman or Swiss Army knife. (6.9%)

· In terms of hardcore survival, this is the one thing I can’t be without.

Pencil, paper, pens and Sharpies were all emotional favorites, though often sloughed off as “old school.” (6.0%)

· …nothing beats a pen and some paper to jot down a lead, a breakthrough, a to-do item

A brain and/or creativity (4.3%)

· It’s what enables me to make do with what I have when what I have is not enough.

· By far I use creativity more than any other object or attribute

· Its battery never runs down

Cameras were popular. Some implied “the camera in my phone,” but others focused on stand-alone SLRs. (3.5%)

· It goes wherever I go and I never leave home without it.

Many (including me) picked their GPS for location survival. (2.5%)

· My other tools aren’t of much value if I can’t find the location….

Gaffers tape (or duct tape) was a frequent (and well-loved) nominee (2.5%)

· The world in general runs on gaffers tape….

· It even fixed a leak in my car’s radiator….

Coffee was selected only once, but remained an unspoken essential. At least in my life. So it’s included.

· …when the brain needs a morning jumpstart.

Patience, too, was selected only once, but implied frequently

· My best tool, though l can’t always remember where I put it.

About 50% of the tools were one-ups and these were often the most interesting. Some were really surprising, too, good ideas I hadn’t thought of, but should have. The job at hand can be clearly seen in many of them. Most could be put to use by almost everyone.

3 Hole Punch

· Without it how would I organize all the POs & backup?

5-Button Mouse

· You wouldn’t believe how much more productive I get, how much better I stay on task when I can keep one hand on the mouse.

Aluminum Clip Board

Business Cards

· I’ve never met a business card I didn’t like!

Baby Wipes

Batteries

· For all those mics….

Binder Clips

· I use them for binding paper together (duh), holding callsheets, holding a hand mic or earwig, making a larger zipper tab that’s easier to grab with heavy gloves, keeping gloves, mittens, socks paired together, clipping the ends of rolled tubes of paper, a great cable tie, an impressive money clip, holding the skin on a stuffed turkey while roasting, temporary hem holder (while looking for duct tape), closing the end of a tube when it has a blow out, holding fine wires while soldering, pinching off tubing to stop the flow of whatever, temporary curtain hold back….

Bolt Cutters

· When an employee who is supposed to open the parking lot has slept in, I simply cut the lock and get to my shoot on time.

Broadband Card

Car keys (spare set)

Canon i80 Printer

· Love it. And it fits in my backpack,

Clothes Pins

Compass

Cooler

· It holds water, sandwiches and snacks. It fits in the front seat of the car for easy access. There are side pockets where I can store an external hard drive without worrying about it getting hot while in the car.

Day Timer

· Keep it handy for notes and sketches. I guess my age is showing!

Ears

· I listen to exactly what a person is saying because behind that language is pain, confidence, fear, love or a need for love. We are in the business of communication yet… The silence says everything.

Ear buds

Keffiyah

· Not just for wrapping around my neck or head, but to wrap delicate equipment in unforeseen circumstances, as a towel, a small camera bean bag, a pillow, a sun screen, great for diffusing strong light coming through unavoidable windows…. I thought the most obvious answer would be a roll of gaffer tape but my keffiyah has even been used to tie things together.

LA411

· I wish every production city had its own 411.

Laser Range Finder

· It’s saved my ass more than a few times. It’s nice to know when the trucks will really fit under that bridge with the missing clearance markings.

Lists – Crew, Cast & Vendors, Call Sheets and To-Do Lists

· My old ones. With notes and numbers of hundreds of contacts.

McCallan’s 14

Mics

Mini Maglight

· Always on my Belt Rig.

Monitor Hood

Penny

· Cheapest screwdriver EVER. Flat-head only, bit that’s what tripod screws are anyway.

Peter

· The only person mentioned by name was “my coordinator and friend extraordinaire”

Power Converter

· To run a teleprompter or light from car’s cigarette lighter

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Road Cones

Rolling Measure

Scanner

· Almost all production paperwork gets scanned into an Acrobat file. Makes storage & organization a breeze, Makes everything easily transportable especially via e-mail.

Socks

· A nice clean pair of thick socks. All these electronic gadgets make our jobs easier, faster and more productive, but I can still do my job without them. After 12 hours on my feet with more to go however, it’s fresh socks!

Stopwatch

Turnpike Express Pass

Whiteout

· Tombo is the best made

Wireless Headset

Work Gloves

· All-leather are (sometimes) best, but at least they should have leather palms. Keeps your hands from getting chewed up/burned/etc.

Zip Ties / Cable Ties

And in our endlessly insane world, it all boils down to my single favorite. Okay, one of my favorites. Alright, it’s on my list. Yes, yes, it’s a very long list….

A Cup of Chamomile Tea and the Pocket Pema Chodron

· Good for reminding me that oftentimes, what I need most is simply to be present in the moment.

Twelve Steps to Freelance Survival

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Berns    Audio Wandering minstrels, that’s what we are.  Indie filmmaking has done that to us.  We move from job to job, working wherever work rears its pretty little head.  We love the glamor and glitz of The Business, but the best of us grows weary of the road, never knowing where the next road will lead or when we’re due to pack up this one and leave for the next.

Freelance survival ain’t easy.  But it sure is a whole lot better than anything else I’ve found.

From time to time I’ve wandered into a full time job with a stable salary.  I marvel at the easiness of the work.  Suddenly my nights are free.  Weekends, too.  There’s a real vacation with pay.  And a check at the end of every week. No job hunting, no butterflies at the end of every month.  It’s amazing.  Does everyone know about this…?

Terribly boring, alas, but amazing still.

No matter the hiatus, I always return to freelancing, love struck and happy to be home.  Over too many years, the highs and lows have leveled into familiar patterns, waves I’ve learned to ride.  Even at its worst, I miss it when it’s gone.

So what’s my secrets for survival?  Here’s the top dozen things I’ve learned.

  1. Being freelance is not the same as being unemployed, no matter what your mother tells you.  This is a full-time job, 24/7.  Head up, shoulders back.
  2. Save some money.  Not easy when next week’s funds are uncertain.  But even a  buck or two stashed away every day can add up quite nicely after 20 years or so.
  3. No matter how good (or slick) your accountant may be, pay your taxes.  And when you’re hired, you’re an employee no matter what the producers may tell you.  Don’t let them get away with avoiding their share of your taxes.  That’s YOUR money they’re trying to steal.
  4. Take a vacation.  Go on, you’ve earned it.  Take 10% of whatever you’ve saved this year and blow it.  (Sorry, I meant to say, INVEST it in a business trip…. ) Bad year?  Spend two weeks eating Hagan Daaz and watching matinees, but take a break.
  5. Take copious notes.  Your career depends on their accuracy.  Organize meticulously; it’s the only way you can reach the people you need when you really need to reach them.
  6. Know the things you need to know, whatever your field.  Stay atop every new wave.  Budget for seminars and expos, too.  Like I said, this job is 24/7.
  7. Learn the things you don’t need to know.  No one needs to know someone who only knows the bare essentials of the craft.  There’s bread; and then there’s cake.  Learn to savor them both.
  8. Never get sloppy.  Dress for work.  Sit up in your chair.  Everyone you call can feel your mood; everyone knows what you’re wearing.  No, really, they do.  Hey, YOU, sit up….
  9. Follow through.  Your leads are your lifeblood and they deserve a “please” and a “thank you.”  Want real impact? Send a real handwritten letter.  With real spelling.  CUL8R may be cute to your friends, but it’s a PITA to all your business associates.  Think business, not BS.
  10. Spend your spare time teaching whatever you know.  Sharing your smarts is easy without any loss to you.  Even better, that’s how you become known as an expert.
  11. Fill your personal toolkit with business essentials.  And personal frivolities, too.  A framed pictures of someone you love.  (No true love…?  You’ve been on the road way too long.)  Speakers for sound.  WiFi for the world and a mini-printer to get it all down.  Whatever.  Just stay connected to your universe.
  12. Everyone has quite enough problems already.  Don’t add your own.  If you want to work again, be the one who brings in the solutions.

Are there another dozen?  Probably that and many more.  So now that you’ve seen mine, why not show me yours? 

Hurry.  I’ve got a plane to catch….

Norman Berns